Where does the architecture school’s principal send bad students?… To the suspension bridge.The phone rang in the principal’s office… Principal: “Hello?” Caller: “Umm yes hi, my son won’t be coming to school today because he’s got the flu.” Principal: “OK and who may I ask is speaking?” Caller: “Umm my dad.” ( Dad Jokes).Son: Dad there’s a small get together at school tomorrow, Father: Small get together? How small? Son: Only me…you…and the principal.There are teachers, and then there are educators. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s Friday! ( Jokes for the Last Day of School) Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week.Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! ( School Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Harry Potter Jokes).( High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes) What faculty member is friends with all the students?… The princi-pal.And for another, you’re the principal!” ( Back to School Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School ) Come on now and get ready.” Son: “Give me two reasons why I should go to school.” Mom: “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. It’s time to go to school.” Son: “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” Mom: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” Son: Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too! Mom: “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Students going to the Homecoming Dance: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? ( Police Jokes & Homecoming Jokes).Any book with George Washington’s writing in it is worth thousands of dollars… Any book with my writing in it is worth two weeks of detention.Boy: Our principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No.She’ll send you to the principal’s office for thinking too loudly.
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